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Post by Peter Griffin on Jul 24, 2005 18:45:01 GMT -5
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Post by Lois Griffin on Jul 26, 2005 22:24:25 GMT -5
Peter: Hold on, I've got an idea. An idea so smart.. my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Anger Management letter... not meant to be sent:
Dear Meg,
For the first four years of your life I thought you were a house cat.
Lois:(punches Peter)
Peter:(stands)..you.. you just hit me
Lois: That's right.
Peter: (punches Lois)
Lois: You can't hit me, I'm a girl
...watching this episode at the moment. Typed them as they came up.
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:22:30 GMT -5
Peter: Now hang on lois.A boat's a boat but the mystery boat could be anything, why, it could even be a boat! You know how much weve wanted one of those!
Lois:Then lets just take-
Peter:We'll take the box!
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:23:15 GMT -5
Lois: Have you been drinking?
Peter: Why, yes, I have. Thank you.
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:24:21 GMT -5
Lois: Oh my god, Peter, Youre drunk!
Peter: No, I'm just exausted cause ive been up all night drinking.
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:25:03 GMT -5
Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years.
Taken From-"Holy Crap"
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:25:34 GMT -5
Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.
Taken From-"There's something about Paulie"
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:25:59 GMT -5
Peter: Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:27:18 GMT -5
Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?
Not exactly a peter quote but it was hillarious when i saw it.
Taken from- "Screwed The Pooch"
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:28:46 GMT -5
(Talking about Phobe Diamond, the popular girl in his year)
Peter: I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal.
Taken From-"Let's Go to the hop"
By the way, I'm remembering thease episode names, not looking them up. Thats how devoted I am. ;D
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:33:42 GMT -5
Lois: Oh my god, Peter, Youre drunk! Peter: No, I'm just exausted cause ive been up all night drinking. Taken From "Wasted Talent" |
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Post by Peter Griffin on Aug 4, 2005 11:44:24 GMT -5
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
Taken From-"Model Misbehavior"
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Post by Peter Griffin on Sept 2, 2005 17:12:06 GMT -5
Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
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Post by Peter Griffin on Sept 2, 2005 17:14:30 GMT -5
Peter: Relax Lois, when I had a toothache my mom
used to give me whiskey.
(Flashback to young Peter Griffin)
Young Peter: My tooth hurts!!
(Peters mom throws a bottle of whiskey at him and
it hits the wall.)
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Post by Peter Griffin on Sept 2, 2005 17:15:15 GMT -5
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night
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